When Google Voice Transcription Goes Wrong…

Hilarity ensues…

Hey there, I decided to try to catch up with you and I just got back from him. So I got it yet. My My Sweet diarrhea certainly help. I can tell you a little more about it later and got a couple of things to touch base with you on. I know you’re kind of busy concert in the bay area today, but if you get. If we could chat. So anyways. Things are fine here. Just leave me. Cats and what they Hi Sweetie. So, yeah. On the process coming along so I guess. Later on out. I’ll straining. But anyways, I will hopefully catch up with you sometime soon. Okay bye.

I guess the lesson here is that adding “My Sweet diarrhea” to just about anything would make it funny.

(This was all prompted by Facebook posting about a friend’s “best voicemail transcript ever”, though hers was from Vonage.)

About Jeremy Zawodny

I'm a software engineer and pilot. I work at craigslist by day, hacking on various bits of back-end software and data systems. As a pilot, I fly Glastar N97BM, Just AirCraft SuperSTOL N119AM, Bonanza N200TE, and high performance gliders in the northern California and Nevada area. I'm also the original author of "High Performance MySQL" published by O'Reilly Media. I still speak at conferences and user groups on occasion.
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